I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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