hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
...so i touched it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
