He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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