She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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