She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
