He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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