Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wannas sexs uuuuu
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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