i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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