Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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