You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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