Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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