my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
do herpes really smell.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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