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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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