about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
