We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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