no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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