we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
dude. I can hear the air.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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