Do you still have your period?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Hello my rib-scented angel!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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