Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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