I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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