He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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