took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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