i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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