I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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