i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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