I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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