Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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