So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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