I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
