guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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