that's an acceptable place to lick
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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