I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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