I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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