When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just had sex on a roof
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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