better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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