Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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