Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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