we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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