Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
