On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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