Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
operation harelip BJ is a go
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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