i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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