I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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