party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
True college students do jello shots in the library
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