You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Screwed.edu
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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