great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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