Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I would fuck him just for his dog
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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