Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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