There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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