u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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